Roster for the Prairie Poopslingers Coach Angela Basset Freckles (aka Tillie) Lance King George E. Grunt Amy Freddie Bruiser Walter Jacob Winston BobtheDog is not playing (wink wink nudge nudge) Cheerleaders Jessie the bloodhound Roster for The Great Smoky Mountain Mound Makers MollyDog (Smoky Mountain Basset Queen) Bessie (Basset Sofa Queen) Belle and Abby (aka Abbymonster) of S. Carolina Daisy and Lilah of Mint Hill, NC Morgan (token male) of Winston Salem Bess and Daisy of Greensboro Buffy of E. Tennessee Rosie Wynn of Middle TN Miss Molly of Maryland The Ringer: Honey! Beagle Cheerleaders: Sassy and Madonna ATB Angelic Intervention Coordinators: Miss Jane Ellie Mae Molly, Samuel and Kermit Calvin and Fred Roster for Colorado Turd Checkers Boomer - Yeady - Molly Brown Clarence- Jill - Arnie- Buddy Dawg- Niles- Daisy - Buttercup - Tulip- Gus - Cheerleaders: Jasmine Annie Belle ( hopefully - as soon she gets to here forever home with Pawcasso Blossom) Injured Reserve:/Honorable mention Roscoe - (on Chemo) Pawcasso Blossom- (on Chemo).

Roster for The Desert Dung Diggers Drew P Norton B Newman D Lucy Lou Samantha JJ Savannah Alfie Devon Sammie the Basset Dung Diggers Do... We make the Pooh... We're ready to run... and have some fun... chasing those pucks... Bouncing off of trucks.. Napping in the sun... When we are done... We'll beat those guys... With the stars in their eyes...

Official Roster: St. Louis Nugget Nabbers

Official Slogan – “We’re Gonna Kick Some Turdage!”

Our team is shaping up to be the team to beat!! We have experience, youth, size & speed. We are also regionally diverse; Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Missouri, New Jersey, Delaware, Northern Virginia & Texas! Midwest, North East & the Deep South! Even a cheerleader from Canada!! Head Coach Mowgli

Assistant Coach Baloo

Turd Hockey Trainer & Pawpawrazzi Guard Blackie (Romeo & Juliet’s brudder)

Turd Production Supervisor Watch (another brudder of Romeo and Juliet)

Public Relations Manager Juliet (recovering from recent surgery)

Cheerleading Squad

Head Cheerleaders - Miss Becky (12) of Alberta Canada. Famed for her table-dancing skills. Will be wearing pearls at every game; and El Queeno Bess WHE (bow-saloot) who simply requests a lounge chair, cooler with refreshments, a continual supply of horderves, and a masseuse in order to perform her duties.

Annabelle ILoveYouWell will serve as pawsonal assistant to Miss Becky and El Queeno Bess WHE. She will attend to their every whim AND will help manufacture turds for team practices. She even collects said turds in "Annabelle's Little Red Turd Bucket,” which should match nicely with our red and gold and black uniforms.

Cheerleading Squad - 16 baby Iowa hounds including Mizz Betzzzy Rozzz – A puppy, full of energy and loves to chase everything.

Angel (ATB) Cheerleaders - Rosebud, Violet, Lily, Ellen, and three special IOWAHOUNDs.

National Anthem Singer Eddie’s puppy buddy Mabel Jean will sing the National Anthem before our games.

The Team

Romeo – from Carbondale, Il. Hefty 74 lbs but fast as lightening.

Homer (Jenkins) of da West – famed “bed” alligator mouf and kissy face. One of the biggest and strongest on the team.

Mr. Cooper the Bassetter of New Jersey. The master of disguises and quick as lighting. Can often be found at the corner bar discussing team strategy.

The Indiana duo of Henaree and Margie. Henaree – great at dodging wif something in his mouth; Margie – a master of yelling and body slamming.

Baxter – almost two. Heavy into turding since he was 6 weeks old. Solid boy at 57 lbs and very fast. Been known to howl loudly to distract opposing players. Osage Beach, Mo.

The Waterway Gang from Texas:

Buddy – Age 13, weight 54 lbs. Although a gray boy who is deaf and senile, he is an awesome team bench warmer!

Sam B. Sad – Age 11+, weight 52 lbs. He’s the bossiest and the loudest of the bunch. Also the sneakiest and the most wet-mouthed. Big slobberer.

Angel Marie – Age 8+, weight 45 lbs. She is the most timid, but knows the most tricks. Loves to be cuddled and touched.

Boudreaux – Age 8, weight 42 lbs. He’s the alpha…has done some actual jail time.

Molly – All muscles at 55 lbs, from Belle Plaine Iowa. Very fast and spends lots of time running after chewies her sister steals from her.

Eddie – This one-year old is from O'Fallon, Illinois. He weighs in at 45 lbs and is a total turd hockey player package!

The Delaware duo of Buford and Della. Buford – 57 lbs…speed bump; Della – 50 lbs – speed demon. Both known to turn out pucks like clockwork.

Clarabelle - Little at 48 lbs, but fast as lightening…great defensewoman from Northern Virginia. In the best shape of her life. One lean, mean, turd-hockey playing machine.

The IOWAHOUNDS:

Mr. Troublemaker – Nine years old, 42 lbs. Very smart but a little anti-social with others outside the family.

Miss Sunshine – 9 almost 10, 40 lbs. Sleeps a lot and keeps watch out over the team. She loves to roll in doggy “stuff.”

Mrs. Brandie Rosebud – 3 going on 4, weighs close to 35 lbs. She is very quick at ball chasing and will bring it back. Loves to jump on counters.

Mr. Yankee Doooodles – two years old, 50 lbs. Full of energy

The IOWAHOUNDS have a rescue by the name of Mr. Rufffuss. He is a one year old tri who can run fast, jump and touch the top of the goalie post.

Special teams unit:

The Country Bumpkins of Iowa:

Paddie – 60-70 lbs, a love bug

Andy- 60-70 lbs, snuggle bug

Abbie – 50-60 lbs, shy, scardy cat

Trapper – 50 -60 lbs, loud mouth

Lilly – 60 – 70 lbs, quiet.

Official Roster: NJ Nature Nuggets: Coach/Captain Daisy Belle Waddlehound Goalie Delilah Belle Droolsalot Blocker/Goalie Daisy Mae Runner (rookie) Ellie Center Magnolia Goalie Angel Runner Frankie (I'm not a boy!) from AC Runner Nelly Belly Runner Pollyanna Blocker Lily Belle Blocker Penelope Belle Puck Producer Gracie Lou Flat Basset Cheerleaders Miss Penny Pollyanna - MaryJane Gracie Lou Flat Basset Guardian Angels Dutchess Tic Tac Abigail (Magnolia's ATB sister)

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